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French, to the standard of the room you will stand in.

Liaison, and the price of a wrong register.

French is the language where a single dropped liaison announces that you learned it from an app. Corrections arrive in writing here by default, so you can see the shape of the sentence before you have to say it in front of anyone. Marguerite takes the salon; Vésinet takes the meeting.

The traps

  • the liaison you skip and the one you invent
  • vous against tu in a room that has already decided
  • the conditional used as politeness rather than doubt

The rooms

  • A dinner where you must compliment and decline

    Compliment the host sincerely, decline the second helping without insulting the kitchen.

  • A market and a price

    Ask the price, question it politely, and settle without irritation on either side.

  • A phone call with poor line quality

    Keep a call alive when you cannot hear, without apologising for existing.

The tutors

Marguerite

AI tutor

Salon, literary

Dry, precise, quietly amused

Corrects: Written correction preferred

Vésinet

AI tutor

Commercial, boardroom

Cool, brisk

Corrects: Blunt but never shaming